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→ too much information tuesday: why does ashton kutcher pee outside? in case you didn't know
→ canadian pamela anderson is officially red/white/blue - she's now a US citizen! i'm not obsessed
→ rumors has it (because of a ring) mariah carey & nick cannon are engaged a socialite's life
→ if you care - set your tivos now - britney spears is back on TV may 12th... yeeeah!
→ another hollywood party brought lauren & heidi/spencer under the same roof again popsugar
→ broke ass michael jackson is still talking about a 'comeback' (good luck w/ that) celebslam
→ how did tom cruise's people convince oprah to have him back on her show? agent bedhead
→ i had no clue lenny kravitz had a daughter (zöe) who is almost twenty years old gabsmash
→ a new vintage sex tape is making the rounds - this one w/ rocker jimi hendrix! hollywire
→ who was 'looking like a middle-aged former stripper turned Reno NV cocktail waitress'? dlisted
→ things that can be confusing: the heidi montag edition! candy kirby

→ stephen colletti is a drip - why'd they bring him back to 'the hills'? i'm bringing blogging back
→ amy winehouse was in good spirits and bought a paparazzi a cheeseburger seriously? omg! wtf?
→ sad news for funny lady cheri o'teri - her father was stabbed to death :( celebrity smack
→ why is salma hayek dressed up like a bearded lady? (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ scarlett 'trying to be a singer' johannson should probably not quit her day job pop on the pop
→ brooke hogan's ass gets a rub from her dad... egotastic
→ batman pops wheelies but can he fight crime? (new dark knight posters!) webster's is my bitch
→ how did annie leibovitz convince miley cyrus to take that backless picture? cele|bitchy
→ britney spears was running around her gym with nothing but a towel on! fatback media
→ a look ahead to 2010! what will miley cyrus be like in two years at age 17? pretty on the outside
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