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Ashlee Simpson finally started showing the effects of her pregnancy. Her boobs are growing! This is sort of bad for her marriage though. If you graphed the relationship between Ashlee’s chest size and Pete Wentz’s sexual interest in her, then as chest size rose, Pete’s sexual interest would decline. Because he’s a fairy, you see. …

Sources tell Holy Moly that Madonna has hired high powered divorce lawyer, Nicholas Mostyn QC, the same person that represented Paul McCartney in his divorce with Heather Mills. Unfortunately for Madonna, there have been no indications of a pre-nup which may allow Guy Ritchie to take half her money.
Long standing rumours of a rift between …

Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl Saturday at Cedars-Sinai. Naturally, Alba named her Honor Marie Warren.
They just moved into a $4 million Beverly Hills home with their three dogs.
“It’s a lot of stress to buy a house, have a baby and get married in six months,” she recently told USA Weekend. “It’s a …

In the bathroom. Actually, The Sun says it was in a toilet. I’m going to assume they mean a stall and not a toilet toilet because in my experience having sex ankle deep in poo contaminated water is a turn off. Bobby Brown’s son Brandon says:

“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me …

Justin Vernon’s “Creature Fear” is just a great heartbroken song. And like lots of the windswept and winning For Emma, Forever Ago, it gets wings when it’s live, and so we’re glad to hear Bon Iver do it solo in this latest Black Cab Session. That said, though, it’s the lyrics that make it especially perfect for a mild mannered and lost looking American aching away in the back seat of a London cab:

I was full by your count / I was lost but your fool / Was a long visit wrong? / Say you are the only

So many foreign worlds / So relatively fucked / So ready for us / So ready for us / The creature fear

Dressed and disheveled as if he’s just spilled himself into the taxi, on his way to Heathrow and back to Wisconsin after a failed attempt at salvaging a long distance relationship, finding this foreign world relatively fucked, realizing he learned more on the visit than he wanted to … there’s some sweet synchronicity in this session, I think. And I swear I’m not reading any of this into it because that exact thing happened to me, why would you even suggest that. Watch it. I’ll just be over here sobbing through some old photos. Drinking.

Team Love tapdancers Tilly & The Wall made a day-gloing splash with their clip for the electro-pop happy jam “Beat Control,” but the sights and sounds on “Pot Kettle Black” are a bit more streetwise. Like, literally: the troupe pounds the pavement (again, literally) in Omaha, NE and Council Bluffs, Iowa, playing on street corners, walking through the ‘burbs, and paying homage to old videos. The song comes from the band’s forthcoming O album (no relation, Damien Rice), and is a good sample of they’re promising a sound meshing all sorts of percussion — taps, drums, electronic beats. Director Alan Tanner, who’s previously worked with the band on the “Rainbows In The Dark” clip, tells us that Tanner & The Wall aimed to “reference some of our favorite music videos from the ’80s and early ’90s.” So take a gander and guess at the refs, and then we’ll tell you precisely what vids Tilly had in mind.

Photographer Edwin W. Merino is scheduled to appear in court next week after being arrested for stalking Jamie Spears and her fiance in Liberty, Mississippi. He was apprehended while he was 200 feet away from the couple taking pictures of them with a long lens. The police took him to three ATM’s to get money …

The beautiful red headed Julianne Moore signed autographs on Tuesday after her appearance on Late Night With David Letterman. Wearing big black sunglasses and a black horseshoe shaped bag to match, Moore waved to the cameras as she signed autographs for schoolchildren from Oklahoman church choir.
Moore’s most recent role in the movie, Savage Grace, has […]

This has been making the rounds for a few days so I figure I’d jump on the bandwagon and post something about it. The short of it is Megan Fox in an interview with FHM magazine said,
“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women …

those are the items lindsay lohan was spotted with earlier today at a friend’s house in beverly hills - she arrived with a red bull (one of my personal faves) in hand along with a CD labeled demo | crazy - possibly a new track off her upcoming third album (guilty pleasure admission: i own both of her previous albums speak and a little more personal (raw)) to be honest i’m so freakin’ sick of hearing about ms. lohan and her gal pal DJ samantha ronson - i think everyone is reading way too much into their ‘relationship’ - i’ll be totally S-H-O-C-K-E-D if lindsay lands on the cover of OK! magazine claiming she is in fact a lesbian…if she does - she’ll totally pull an anne heche and go gay for a couple of years to be all trendy & wild but then she’ll look up someone like ex-fling calum best for a little bone time! popbytes over & out for tonight…xxoo (you can spot her other BFF cutie patrick in the background w/ his shaggy hair & skinny jeans - who was also walking right behind lindsay the other night at the MTV movie awards)

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