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† mariah carey is hitting up her rich friends to send over expensive wedding gifts the WOW report † britney spears & mel gibson were hanging out together - at a beverly hills cigar club?!? popsugar † amy winehouse is too messed up right now to do anything sexy w/ the pussycat dolls yeeeah! † brooke hogan doesn’t like her mom dating one of nick’s childhood pals webster’s is my bitch † more hogan family lameness - hulk seriously needs to shut his freakin’ mouth cele|bitchy † is sarah larson’s boob job the reason behind her split w/ george clooney? i’m not obsessed † lindsay lohan and samantha ronson actually do make a cute couple! pop on the pop † i’m not sure who hottie nick zano is but he can move boxes for me anytime! a socialite’s life † mark wahlberg (forever ‘marky mark’ to me) doesn’t want the beckham clan in his hood dlisted † why is junkie pete doherty making a plaster cast of his entire body? agent bedhead † nicole kidman’s baby bump looks smaller than just a few days ago… celebrity baby scoop
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† if it’s wednesday - then it must be time for harriet carter! i’m bringing blogging back † oh gosh - i loved the smurfs - and now they’re set to come to the big screen! hollywire † uh-oh! it looks like ‘the bachelor’ curse may have struck once again… in case you didn’t know † heather locklear had a little too much to drink… (site NSFW) drunken stepfather † for lame ass heidi montag - ATM actually stands for ‘a total media whore’ candy kirby † ashlee simpson boobs and baby bump! egotastic † country gal carrie underwood knows she’s sexy but won’t admit to it… the fug † while in los angeles lily allen is getting her fill of tasty ‘in-n-out’ burgers! celebwarship † donald trump’s (awful) hair continues to rebel against him! seriously? omg! wtf? † what did ‘the girls next door’ think about pam anderson’s gift to hugh hefner? celebrity smack BONUS MUSIC pharrell, santogold & julian casablancas team up! sheena beaston

† mariah carey is hitting up her rich friends to send over expensive wedding gifts the WOW report † britney spears & mel gibson were hanging out together - at a beverly hills cigar club?!? popsugar † amy winehouse is too messed up right now to do anything sexy w/ the pussycat dolls yeeeah! † brooke hogan doesn't like her mom dating one of nick's childhood pals webster's is my bitch † more hogan family lameness - hulk seriously needs to shut his freakin' mouth cele|bitchy † ... Read More

That was a quick change of character. Can you do a hillbilly accent? Bossip: G-Unit talks about groupie love Drunken Stepfather: Alicia Douvall is topless. I don’t know who that is. Bastardly: Natalie Portman still with Devendra Banhart Asylum: McCain girls return with McCainiac Celebitchy: Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are fighting again CoEd: Miss CoEd: Jules Asner CityRag: Paris Hilton has the munchies ASL: Nicole Kidman has world’s tiniest baby Dlisted: James Haven and Jon Voight spend quality time together CS: Celebrity Rehab is back SOW: Mario Lopez has a big weiner. ... Read More

Eva Herzigova, here in St. Tropez, is 35 years old, but compared to Tara Reid, 32, she looks like a supermodel. And she is so that’s not really a fair comparison. Granted, there’s never a fair comparison for Tara Reid unless you count that dead cat I drove by yesterday. But even then, if you put that cat in a pink dress and tied a little bow on it’s partially exposed skull, it’d be just as sexy as Tara. Maybe even sexier. ... Read More

Brody Jenner, son of Bruce Jenner and The Hills regular, has signed with MTV to do six episodes of Bromance. The reality show pits contestants against each other in challenges to see who’ll ultimately become Brody’s bitch in his entourage. Along the way, contestants will be whittled down via “Hot Tub Elimination Ceremonies” after which rejected “bros” will be asked to leave the bachelor pad dripping wet in a swimsuit, luggage in hand. Bringing to mind various dating reality shows, contestants also will ... Read More

⊕ jessica alba had a baby girl this past saturday named ‘honor marie warren’ cele|bitchy ⊕ oh no! naomi campbell thinks becoming a mom will help change her ways! i’m not obsessed ⊕ yup - there’s more trouble for amy winehouse - what else is new?!? the blemish ⊕ good news for patrick swayze - he’s working on a new television series! in case you didn’t know ⊕ paris hilton was in las vegas searching for her new reality ‘best friend forever’ popsugar ⊕ who is the latest female candidate in hollywood up for a stint in rehab? yeeeah! ⊕ is alanis morissette telling us how she really feels about ryan & scarlett? webster’s is my bitch ⊕ lindsay lohan was spotted tanning in hollywood w/o gal pal samantha ronson! celebslam ⊕ what number does prince, madonna, and michael jackson all have in common? lainey gossip ⊕ finally nicole kidman actually looks pregnant - she’s due in july! celebrity baby scoop
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⊕ i still can’t believe that heidi & spencer are worth $3 million bucks! agent bedhead ⊕ awesome rumor of the day: oprah winfrey may guest star on ‘30 rock’ a socialite’s life ⊕ broadway keeps setting its standards lower - taylor hicks now stars in ‘grease’ candy kirby ⊕ yikes - what’s up with shauna sands’ nipples?!? (site NSFW!) drunken stepfather ⊕ how much did brad pitt and angelina jolie spend on their twins’ nursery? bricks & stones ⊕ miranda kerr side boob and a bit of nipple! egotastic ⊕ it was a ‘golden girls’ reunion on the red carpet! i freakin’ love bea arthur seriously? omg! wtf? ⊕ why does kate moss need three friends to accompany her to the toilet? celebwarship ⊕ janet jackson’s record label won’t be doing any more promotion for ‘discipline’ bitten & bound ⊕ this bums me out - courteney cox-arquette said FX decided to cancel her show ‘dirt’ TV squad ⊕ perez hilton’s clothing line launch for ‘hot topic’ was a total bust - ha! is this happening?

⊕ jessica alba had a baby girl this past saturday named 'honor marie warren' cele|bitchy ⊕ oh no! naomi campbell thinks becoming a mom will help change her ways! i'm not obsessed ⊕ yup - there's more trouble for amy winehouse - what else is new?!? the blemish ⊕ good news for patrick swayze - he's working on a new television series! in case you didn't know ⊕ paris hilton was in las vegas searching for her new reality 'best friend forever' popsugar ⊕ who is the ... Read More

Naomi Campbell underwent corrective womb surgery or something like that and is now able to have babies. Elated, the 38-year-old model insists on living out her dream of becoming pregnant. She’s even willing to use a turkey baster. “Now I can have a child I would like one. I’m even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready.” Naomi also suggests being a mother would make her less prone to violence. “I know that with a baby I would change, ... Read More

You fail at life Mary-Kate. Bossip: Today in NYC: Ashanti and Ja Rule Drunken Stepfather: Whoopi Goldberg’s erotic moment of the day Bastardly: Odette Yustman at the MTV Awards CoEd: Miss COED: Marsha Irgasheva Celebitchy: 50 Cent gave Val Kilmer a car Asylum: Record breaking boob job banned over safety fears Celebslam: Jessica Biel moved in with Justin Timberlake CityRag: Rihanna’s bikini booty ASL: That’s John Mayer Dlisted: Keira Knightley to play Elizabeth Doolittle CS: Evander Holyfield’s home in foreclosure SOW: Someone forgot to shave their pits College Humor: A politician who tells it like ... Read More

What started as a simple remark to promote Spike Lee’s new WWII movie, Miracle at St. Anna, has turned into an even better promotion. Today, Spike Lee gave his response to Clint Eastwood’s suggestion that he should “shut his face.” Spike tells ABC News: “First of all, the man is not my father and we’re not on a plantation either. He’s a great director. He makes his films, I make my films. The thing about it though, I didn’t personally attack him. And ... Read More

Clint Eastwood fired back at Spike Lee who earlier criticized Clint for not including black soldiers in Flags of Our Fathers and Letters From Iwo Jima, telling the Malcolm X director to “shut his face.” At a press conference at Cannes to promote his own war film, Maracle at St. Anna, Spike commented: “Clint Eastwood made two films about Iwo Jima that ran for more than four hours total, and there was not one Negro actor on the screen,” Lee said. “If you ... Read More

⊕ ‘queen of drunks’ tara reid will be on ‘dancing with the stars’ - the aussie edition! jezebel ⊕ i hate color contacts more than anything! see who wanted blue eyes… webster’s is my bitch ⊕ david beckham is totally the hottest waiter of all-time - oh he’s so freakin’ cute! dlisted ⊕ full house’s jodie sweetin’s journey from messy meth head to new mom! celebrity baby scoop ⊕ of course tom cruise wasn’t going to let his wife katie live alone in NYC! i’m not obsessed ⊕ brad pitt blew a bunch of cash on some fancy ‘artsy fartsy’ furniture yeeeah! ⊕ lindsay lohan & samantha ronson’s friendship is a ‘trust thing’ in case you didn’t know ⊕ new mom christina aguilera defends her burning desire to get her party on a socialite’s life ⊕ i’m wondering too - why is sexy bloke rupert everett so damn bitter? candy kirby ⊕ which ’sex & the city’ lady has the best ‘marie claire’ magazine cover? popsugar
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⊕ jessica biel is getting ready to move into justin timberlake’s hollywood pad l.a. rag mag ⊕ heidi montag has a sister named holly - who knew?!? (site NSFW) drunken stepfather ⊕ lily allen claims that someone spiked her drinks the other night… the blemish ⊕ paris hilton looks pregnant, carries apocalypse in her womb egotastic ⊕ dina & ali lohan totally blew off bravo’s ‘A list awards’ ceremony i’m bringing blogging back ⊕ is this the best ‘queen b’ rapper lil’ kim has ever looked? pop on the pop ⊕ one paparazzo is in trouble for stalking britney’s sister jamie-lynn spears! celebrity smack ⊕ yikes - why is anne hathaway walking around looking way too orange? seriously? omg! wtf? ⊕ kate moss (34) lost her agent provocateur contract to a twenty-year old model! ninja dude ⊕ the hottest ’70s mattress commercial you will ever see w/ joey heatherton the WOW report

⊕ 'queen of drunks' tara reid will be on 'dancing with the stars' - the aussie edition! jezebel ⊕ i hate color contacts more than anything! see who wanted blue eyes... webster's is my bitch ⊕ david beckham is totally the hottest waiter of all-time - oh he's so freakin' cute! dlisted ⊕ full house's jodie sweetin's journey from messy meth head to new mom! celebrity baby scoop ⊕ of course tom cruise wasn't going to let his wife katie live alone in NYC! i'm not ... Read More