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Not Macca style, unfortunately. But still, fun! Lil often uses her blog as a portal to her brain via textual whoaversharing, but this photospread (with captions) of a recent day in L.A. -- featuring pics of her fleet of paparazzi, her choice in burger, and her lunch date's boobs -- is what internet-fed voyeuristic impulses and dreams of living as a celebrity are made of. You can act like that doesn't describe you, but it's the internet -- nobody has to know ... Read More

† mariah carey is hitting up her rich friends to send over expensive wedding gifts the WOW report † britney spears & mel gibson were hanging out together - at a beverly hills cigar club?!? popsugar † amy winehouse is too messed up right now to do anything sexy w/ the pussycat dolls yeeeah! † brooke hogan doesn’t like her mom dating one of nick’s childhood pals webster’s is my bitch † more hogan family lameness - hulk seriously needs to shut his freakin’ mouth cele|bitchy † is sarah larson’s boob job the reason behind her split w/ george clooney? i’m not obsessed † lindsay lohan and samantha ronson actually do make a cute couple! pop on the pop † i’m not sure who hottie nick zano is but he can move boxes for me anytime! a socialite’s life † mark wahlberg (forever ‘marky mark’ to me) doesn’t want the beckham clan in his hood dlisted † why is junkie pete doherty making a plaster cast of his entire body? agent bedhead † nicole kidman’s baby bump looks smaller than just a few days ago… celebrity baby scoop
i kissed a girl katy perry	paris is burning ladyhawke
† if it’s wednesday - then it must be time for harriet carter! i’m bringing blogging back † oh gosh - i loved the smurfs - and now they’re set to come to the big screen! hollywire † uh-oh! it looks like ‘the bachelor’ curse may have struck once again… in case you didn’t know † heather locklear had a little too much to drink… (site NSFW) drunken stepfather † for lame ass heidi montag - ATM actually stands for ‘a total media whore’ candy kirby † ashlee simpson boobs and baby bump! egotastic † country gal carrie underwood knows she’s sexy but won’t admit to it… the fug † while in los angeles lily allen is getting her fill of tasty ‘in-n-out’ burgers! celebwarship † donald trump’s (awful) hair continues to rebel against him! seriously? omg! wtf? † what did ‘the girls next door’ think about pam anderson’s gift to hugh hefner? celebrity smack BONUS MUSIC pharrell, santogold & julian casablancas team up! sheena beaston

† mariah carey is hitting up her rich friends to send over expensive wedding gifts the WOW report † britney spears & mel gibson were hanging out together - at a beverly hills cigar club?!? popsugar † amy winehouse is too messed up right now to do anything sexy w/ the pussycat dolls yeeeah! † brooke hogan doesn't like her mom dating one of nick's childhood pals webster's is my bitch † more hogan family lameness - hulk seriously needs to shut his freakin' mouth cele|bitchy † ... Read More

Pajiba: Zohan is a man’s movie for a man’s man Hollywood Rag: Lily Allen is a flower of many colors WIMB: Ashlee Simpson plays peekaboo Hollywood Tuna: Jessica Simpson is a hot mess CNW: Pirates plan to attack Scientologists Yeeeah: Linda Hogan has a new man boy Celebwarship: Kate Hudson got her norks out. What’s a nork? EB: Google co-founder Sergey Brin wants to go to space Related posts Time wasters (0) Afternoon time wasters (0) Weekend time wasters (0) Morning time wasters (1) Time wasters (2) Read More

⊕ help mary-kate & ashley olsen stop wearing fur by sending a lock of your hair! i’m not obsessed ⊕ joe simpson responds to rumors about him being too involved in his daughters’ lives popsugar ⊕ things appear to be back to normal between lindsay lohan and samantha ronson… yeeeah! ⊕ tori spelling gave birth yesterday to a baby girl - ’stella doreen mcdermott’ dlisted ⊕ oh lordy - jessica simpson will be now lending her name to a new line of lingerie… celebslam ⊕ charlie sheen & denise richards are splitting their attorney fees 50/50 in case you didn’t know ⊕ how did burger king stop robert downey jr. from hitting total rock bottom? candy kirby ⊕ lily allen is busy trying to channel john belushi’s ghostly energy… seriously? omg! wtf? ⊕ being nicole richie’s dad was way harder than being in the music industry… celebrity smack ⊕ brody jenner landed his own reality show - he’s looking for a couple of new ‘bros’ best week ever
i decided solange	eyes without a face billy idol
⊕ did LC & lame ass lo bosworth ask aurdrina patridge to move out via a note?!? a socialite’s life ⊕ take a stroll down ‘memory wank’ lane with ‘new kids on the block’ webster’s is my bitch ⊕ jack black is threatening to do more nude scenes - we so don’t need to see that! agent bedhead ⊕ helena christensen topless bikini pictures! egotastic ⊕ sienna miller still wears an old pair of pajamas given to her by heath ledger celebwarship ⊕ find out who is going to be a part of dr. drew pinsky’s ‘celebrity rehab 2′ evil beet ⊕ sarah larson is telling her friends that she’s the one who dumped george clooney! cele|bitchy ⊕ latest pregnancy rumor: is eva longoria going to have hubby tony parker’s baby? geno’s world ⊕ jessica alba’s brother was gushing over his new niece baby ‘honor marie’ celebrity baby scoop ⊕ madonna’s reps are denying that she hired a bigwig divorce lawyer… metro.co.uk

⊕ help mary-kate & ashley olsen stop wearing fur by sending a lock of your hair! i'm not obsessed ⊕ joe simpson responds to rumors about him being too involved in his daughters' lives popsugar ⊕ things appear to be back to normal between lindsay lohan and samantha ronson... yeeeah! ⊕ tori spelling gave birth yesterday to a baby girl - 'stella doreen mcdermott' dlisted ⊕ oh lordy - jessica simpson will be now lending her name to a new line of lingerie... celebslam ⊕ charlie sheen ... Read More

⊕ ‘queen of drunks’ tara reid will be on ‘dancing with the stars’ - the aussie edition! jezebel ⊕ i hate color contacts more than anything! see who wanted blue eyes… webster’s is my bitch ⊕ david beckham is totally the hottest waiter of all-time - oh he’s so freakin’ cute! dlisted ⊕ full house’s jodie sweetin’s journey from messy meth head to new mom! celebrity baby scoop ⊕ of course tom cruise wasn’t going to let his wife katie live alone in NYC! i’m not obsessed ⊕ brad pitt blew a bunch of cash on some fancy ‘artsy fartsy’ furniture yeeeah! ⊕ lindsay lohan & samantha ronson’s friendship is a ‘trust thing’ in case you didn’t know ⊕ new mom christina aguilera defends her burning desire to get her party on a socialite’s life ⊕ i’m wondering too - why is sexy bloke rupert everett so damn bitter? candy kirby ⊕ which ’sex & the city’ lady has the best ‘marie claire’ magazine cover? popsugar
give it 2 me madonna	candy TV w/ candy kirby
⊕ jessica biel is getting ready to move into justin timberlake’s hollywood pad l.a. rag mag ⊕ heidi montag has a sister named holly - who knew?!? (site NSFW) drunken stepfather ⊕ lily allen claims that someone spiked her drinks the other night… the blemish ⊕ paris hilton looks pregnant, carries apocalypse in her womb egotastic ⊕ dina & ali lohan totally blew off bravo’s ‘A list awards’ ceremony i’m bringing blogging back ⊕ is this the best ‘queen b’ rapper lil’ kim has ever looked? pop on the pop ⊕ one paparazzo is in trouble for stalking britney’s sister jamie-lynn spears! celebrity smack ⊕ yikes - why is anne hathaway walking around looking way too orange? seriously? omg! wtf? ⊕ kate moss (34) lost her agent provocateur contract to a twenty-year old model! ninja dude ⊕ the hottest ’70s mattress commercial you will ever see w/ joey heatherton the WOW report

⊕ 'queen of drunks' tara reid will be on 'dancing with the stars' - the aussie edition! jezebel ⊕ i hate color contacts more than anything! see who wanted blue eyes... webster's is my bitch ⊕ david beckham is totally the hottest waiter of all-time - oh he's so freakin' cute! dlisted ⊕ full house's jodie sweetin's journey from messy meth head to new mom! celebrity baby scoop ⊕ of course tom cruise wasn't going to let his wife katie live alone in NYC! i'm not ... Read More

On June 3, Hayden Panettiere won Best Newcomer at the Glamour Magazine’s Women of the Year Awards. In post-award bliss, Hayden must have forgotten about the dress she was wearing and the dozen or so paparazzi swarming about with their cameras primed and ready for a money shot. They almost had it, but not quite. They were once again foiled by their arch nemesis: flowy dresses and modesty. Related posts Kate Beckinsale is pretty (0) Hayden Panettiere saves dolphins in her bikini (2) Hayden Panettiere turns ... Read More

Lily Allen had to be carried out of the Glamour magazine’s Women of the Year Awards a couple days ago due to the inordinate amount of alcohol she consumed. The next day she even blogged about how embarrassing it was. Now Lily Allen says the champagne, gin, vodka and Asahi beer she drank at the open bar may have been spiked. Last night at the Janet Street-Porter outside The Royal Academy of Arts 24th Summer Exhibition Preview Party in Piccadilly she was ... Read More

⊕ why is denise richards so desperate to see pictures of her ex charlie sheen’s wedding?!? yeeeah! ⊕ here’s one of the pics denise wants to see - charlie w/ his bride brooke! seriously? omg! wtf? ⊕ lily allen got piss ass drunk at the glamour awards & had to be carried out by security dlisted ⊕ heidi montag & spencer pratt have forever contaminated the happiest place on earth! popsugar ⊕ johnny depp invited linsday lohan to come stay at his private island! a socialite’s life ⊕ linda hogan’s new boy toy used to be a childhood pal of her son nick’s - gross! celebslam ⊕ who does chris martin claim is the most impressive person he ever met? i’m not obsessed ⊕ eva longoria was demonstrating a new miracle gro product (for cleavage!) candy kirby ⊕ angelina jolie really didn’t want to fall in love with another actor… in case you didn’t know ⊕ jessica simpson is breaking country records by debuting at #41?!? pop on the pop
love’s gonna lead you back jason antone	wii dishwashing (parody)
⊕ harriet carter goes all dental on us with one solution for bad teeth i’m bringing blogging back ⊕ it is time for clooney’s ex-girlfriend sarah larson to ‘move forward’ webster’s is my bitch ⊕ oh no! poor ed mcmahon at age 85 could soon find himself homeless! bitten & bound ⊕ miley cyrus - outta control on the set of her new music video (site NSFW) drunken stepfather ⊕ beth ditto is actually really cute but she needs to lose a few pounds… celebrity smack ⊕ sienna miller dumped rhys ifan’s ass! egotastic ⊕ happy birthday to sexy lady angelina jolie who turns 33 years old today! allie is wired ⊕ could jennifer aniston be getting a tattoo for her new flame john mayer? l.a. rag mag ⊕ maybe amy winehouse should just stay away from blake’s court trial… cele|bitchy ⊕ how to dance like christina aguilera in just a few easy (slutty) steps! cityrag

⊕ why is denise richards so desperate to see pictures of her ex charlie sheen's wedding?!? yeeeah! ⊕ here's one of the pics denise wants to see - charlie w/ his bride brooke! seriously? omg! wtf? ⊕ lily allen got piss ass drunk at the glamour awards & had to be carried out by security dlisted ⊕ heidi montag & spencer pratt have forever contaminated the happiest place on earth! popsugar ⊕ johnny depp invited linsday lohan to come stay at his private island! a socialite's ... Read More

Lily Allen wasn’t the only one to attend Glamour’s Woman of the Year Awards. Although, she was the only one to get completely trashed and carried out. Kate Beckinsale also showed up. She might have won something or other, but that really doesn’t concern me. What does concern me is Kate was trying to find me for 10 minutes on the red carpet to no avail. Little did she know I was already at her home disabling her alarm and lying in ... Read More

Lily Allen attended Glamour magazine’s Women of the Year Awards last night with pink hair wearing a fancy dress adorned with images of a decapitated Bambi. She won the Editor’s Special Award and went on to get hammered until she could no longer walk. Lily had to be carried to her car by security at the end of the night. She was still clutching her award too. What a trooper. As is common among celebrities these days, she blogged about her experience ... Read More