pop nosh: beyonce is pregnant!

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the reason for beyonce’s quickie wedding was because she’s preggers w/ jay-z’s baby! hollyscoop

more baby news…jamie lynn spears is supposedly having a girl at the end of june! celebslam

britney spears will spend mother’s day (may 11th) w/ her 2 boys sean & jayden a socialite’s life

heidi klum always looks amazing & is the #2 money earning supermodel (gisele is #1) popsugar

is rob lowe’s house a den of sluts and sins?!? more nanny trouble for the lowes… dlisted

what did gwyneth paltrow have to say about her ex brad pitt? (not much…) i’m not obsessed

miley cyrus watches the ’sanitized’ (aka lame) version of ’sex & the city’ in case you didn’t know

christina aguilera can’t stand because: a) she’s drunk OR b) her makeup is too heavy candy kirby

john mayer is trying to bring back bad feathered haircuts from the 80’s jackson blue

david blaine set a world record on oprah - holding his breath for 17mins 4secs pop on the pop
what the buck? w/ michael buckley the incredible hulk trailer #2


did nick cannon really give mariah carey the same ring he gave to his ex-girlfriend?!? tmz

breaking news: ashley olsen has teeth AND exposed ‘em via a smile at some event! celebwarship

halle berry out & about showing off her new mom cleavage (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

why does clay aiken wear so much makeup? he looks awful these days seriously? omg! wtf?

jessica alba’s nipples are visible… egotastic

jessica simpson wrote a song for her bf tony romo called ‘back in my old boots’ - ugh! on 205th

ashlee simpson’s new t-shirt line has already been redesigned… gallery of the absurd

for $70,000 you can buy a video of angelina jolie smoking heroin (years ago) celebrity smack

smug fuckers: find out what lame ass couple fits this definition! webster’s is my bitch

could ryan seacrest’s days be numbered as ‘american idol’ host?!? cele|bitchy

BONUS RUMOR mariah carey and nick cannon got married yesterday! latina magazine

→ the reason for beyonce's quickie wedding was because she's preggers w/ jay-z's baby! hollyscoop → more baby news...jamie lynn spears is supposedly having a girl at the end of june! celebslam → britney spears will spend mother's day (may 11th) w/ her 2 boys sean & jayden a socialite's life → heidi klum always looks amazing & is the #2 money earning supermodel (gisele is #1) popsugar → is rob lowe's house a den of sluts and sins?!? more nanny trouble for the lowes... dlisted → ... Read More

Gary Coleman in court and afternoon time wasters

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Drunken Stepfather: Eva Mendes in boring workout gear
Bossip: Karl Malone might have knocked up a 13-year-old when he was 19
Bastardly: Natassia Malthe launches her new …

Drunken Stepfather: Eva Mendes in boring workout gear Bossip: Karl Malone might have knocked up a 13-year-old when he was 19 Bastardly: Natassia Malthe launches her new series Asylum: How to identify a transvestite. You’re guide to excellence. Celebslam: Charlie Sheen really likes hookers Celebitchy: Casey Aldridge doesn’t want a prenup with Jamie Lynn CoEd: Top 5 Paula Abdul TV meltdowns CityRag: The Hills have sex ASL: Whitney Houston’s daughter’s razor attack Dlisted: Amy Winehouse loves sex CS: Heidi Montag does David Letterman SOW: Pete Wentz picks his nose INO: Dear God, Rosie O’Donnell ... Read More

Wolf Parade Unveil At Mount Zoomer Album Art

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Call it a ritual, call it whatever you will: when an album we’re frothy for first yields cover art, we like to call in the graphic designers. But first to clarify the album title: Meet At Mount Zoomer (yes At Mount ZoomerKissing The Beehive will just have to settle for being a track title), so named because it was recorded at Mount Zoomer, the studio owned and operated by drummer Arlen Thompson. (It’s also a reference to the B.C. nickname for magic mushrooms and “a nod to Thee Silver Mt. Zion” and maybe even more things Wiki hasn’t sussed out yet.)

OK so about that album art … feeling devilish?

Call it a ritual, call it whatever you will: when an album we're frothy for first yields cover art, we like to call in the graphic designers. But first to clarify the album title: Meet At Mount Zoomer (yes At Mount Zoomer -- Kissing The Beehive will just have to settle for being a track title), so named because it was recorded at Mount Zoomer, the studio owned and operated by drummer Arlen Thompson. (It's also a reference to the B.C. nickname ... Read More

Britney blew $61 million last year

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In Touch says Britney Spears tore through a staggering $61 million in 2007, paying a hefty sum for legal bills, rehab, psychiatric care, clothes, cars …

In Touch says Britney Spears tore through a staggering $61 million in 2007, paying a hefty sum for legal bills, rehab, psychiatric care, clothes, cars and most likely, Starbucks. The biggest loss though came from Britney’s reluctance to tour. “By not touring for her last album [Blackout], she lost out on $50 million,” estimates Robert Bianchi, an LA-based CPA who isn’t an accountant for Britney. Her exorbitant spending habits have since been curbed by her newly appointed conservator/father Jamie Spears. But in Britney’s defense, ... Read More

Cryptacize Cover Steely Dan

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We don’t mean to dwell on Coachella, but when our plane touched down at LaGuardia late Monday night, they were playing Steely Dan’s “Hey Nineteen.” We notice things like this because we like Steely Dan … and that song could make a grown man cry. Looks like Cryptacize are fans as well. We’ve posted about the California trio previously, but for playing and singing along to their own Dig That Treasure tunes. Here, they take on the classic Dan track, “Peg.” Sacred! In case you can’t recall the original — for shame — here’s some history before you imbibe:

All caught up?

We don't mean to dwell on Coachella, but when our plane touched down at LaGuardia late Monday night, they were playing Steely Dan's "Hey Nineteen." We notice things like this because we like Steely Dan ... and that song could make a grown man cry. Looks like Cryptacize are fans as well. We've posted about the California trio previously, but for playing and singing along to their own Dig That Treasure tunes. Here, they take on the classic Dan track, "Peg." ... Read More

Hilary Duff a Hockey Fan

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Hilary Duff can drop reading Hockey for Dummies now - she’s now a hockey pro. Thanks of course to her boyfriend Mike Comrie, Hilary has attended her share of games.
Mike Comrie is shown in the photo as #89 in the New York Rangers game versus the New York Islanders at Madison Square Garden in […]

Hilary Duff can drop reading Hockey for Dummies now - she’s now a hockey pro. Thanks of course to her boyfriend Mike Comrie, Hilary has attended her share of games. Mike Comrie is shown in the photo as #89 in the New York Rangers game versus the New York Islanders at Madison Square Garden in New York, March 4, 2008. Hilary told reporters that hockey is a "new obsession" and that she’s going to games a lot when she comes to New ... Read More

Mariah Carey is married?

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Access Hollywood reported earlier that Mariah Carey. 38, and Nick Cannon, 27, were engaged after dating for only a few months. Now Latina.com reports Nick …

Access Hollywood reported earlier that Mariah Carey. 38, and Nick Cannon, 27, were engaged after dating for only a few months. Now Latina.com reports Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey have just married in a small ceremony on an island. Among the guests was Da Brat. My god, I’m shocked. Just. Shocked. Da Brat is still alive? Related posts Mariah Carey is topless (1) You better not watch Mariah Carey pee (3) In other news (0) Halloween 2006, The Aftermath (0) In other news (0) Read More

The Hold Steady Stay Positive About July 15th Release, Summer Tour Dates

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Time to make it all official: the photographed, named, and previewed new Hold Steady album has a release date, and if you know how to read post titles and are American, you are all set. (British folks, it’s actually 14/7 for you.) Since their last one took home the Gummy for Best Album 2006, we figure a few of you might already be scribbling notes on your iCal. Craig seems more than positive about the whole thing; he’s sounding absolutely communal. From Finn:

Possibly the most exciting aspect of our band is the community of fans that have followed us around the country. In talking to them, we have found that no matter their ages, they are so much like us as people, that they seem at times an extension of the music. A great American philosopher named D. Boon once said “Our band could be your life.” I think that is true. But “Your Life could be Our Band” is also a true statement. I know this because we have lived it. These are our lives. These are your lives.

It’s like the Hold Steady are the Grateful Dead, just with more Bud and less … bud. Ample goodies for you below: tracklist, tour dates, and if you missed it last time, the band staying “Positive,” live.

Time to make it all official: the photographed, named, and previewed new Hold Steady album has a release date, and if you know how to read post titles and are American, you are all set. (British folks, it's actually 14/7 for you.) Since their last one took home the Gummy for Best Album 2006, we figure a few of you might already be scribbling notes on your iCal. Craig seems more than positive about the whole thing; he's sounding absolutely communal. From ... Read More

Hilary Duff defends Miley Cyrus

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Hilary Duff has defended Miley Cyrus for the sexually-forward photos that ppeared in the latest edition of Vanity Fair.
According to People.com, Hilary Duff will not be passing judgment on Miley for the photos, and notes that it can be very difficult to navigate this world as a young star, particularly if you’re being pushed. […]

Hilary Duff has defended Miley Cyrus for the sexually-forward photos that ppeared in the latest edition of Vanity Fair. According to People.com, Hilary Duff will not be passing judgment on Miley for the photos, and notes that it can be very difficult to navigate this world as a young star, particularly if you’re being pushed. "People are pushing you to do something, and if you want to do it, that’s your choice, you know? It’s not what I would choose to do, ... Read More

When Madonnas attack

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Justin Timberlake and Madonna were performing in concert when Madonna pinned Justin to the wall and in eerily similar fashion to one of my recurring …

Justin Timberlake and Madonna were performing in concert when Madonna pinned Justin to the wall and in eerily similar fashion to one of my recurring nightmares, vigorously molested him with her Hulk-ish body. Gross. Later on in the performance, Madonna chugged a bottle of champagne while holding a guitar. Possibly in defiance of public drinking laws. She’s so progressive! Related posts Justin Timberlake is really lucky (0) They were nothing before Robb Parr (1) Madonna’s daughter is pretty (4) Justin and Cameron are kind of mad (0) Madonna planning ... Read More